This one’s for the dads who love their kids fiercely—but would rather chew glass than make small talk at school pickup. The Antisocial Dads Club T-Shirt is a proud badge of honor for fathers who are present, protective, and allergic to PTA meetings.
Featuring a bold skull logo on the front chest and a striking large text + logo combo on the back, this premium tee speaks loud so you don’t have to. Made for early-morning drop-offs, late-night bottle feeds, and weekends filled with love—not forced conversations.
Whether you're avoiding playground politics or skipping the dads’ brunch group chat, this shirt tells the world: I’m here for my kid, not your small talk.
Premium heavyweight cotton for all-day comfort and a product that will last.
Modern fit – relaxed but not sloppy
Direct Screen-printed front and back designs that hold up to dad life
Perfect gift for new dads, introvert dads, and every father who's just a little over the social scene
Join the club. Love loud. Talk less.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
18 |
29 ½ |
| M |
20 |
30 ½ |
| L |
22 |
31 ½ |
| XL |
24 |
32 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
33 ½ |
| 3XL |
28 |
34 ½ |
| 4XL |
30 |
35 ½ |
